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OK ladies - this has to be said. Sometimes the women’s bathrooms aren’t exactly clean. And no one likes to go in a dirty restroom, right? Well, guess what - you are the problem.

I don’t mean to be rude but durn - it is frustrating to have to go in and clean off a wet seat. And the reason I have to clean off the seat is because you try to go without sitting down. And why do you do this? Because you don’t want to sit on a dirty seat. Can you see the problem here - it is a catch 22.

The reason our seats are wet and dirty is because of YOU! No woman can go without making sprinkles with their arse perched in the air. And to make matters worse, you have taught your daughters not to sit as well - so the problem continues. Not to mention those of you with little boys who also get the seat wet. If they do, please clean it off!

Now I do understand that you might not want to sit your bottom where another bottom has just been. OK - the solution is simple - carry some wipes with you. That way you can wipe down the seat and then sit normally.

See, it’s really simple. We all want nice clean bathrooms and we can have that - with your cooperation. Now wasn’t that easy - problem solved. Pass the word along!!