A good headline is important for your online profile. Sooooo, I decided to ask for help from friends. We finally came up with one after much laughter. These were the ones that didn’t quite make it….
Wanted: A real man, not one to be afraid to talk, share feelings, laugh, cry — HAS to be STRAIGHT though!
DWF seeks mature middle-aged decent fellow, not weird. Kick my cat and die!!!!!!
DWF, willing to kick your butt, willing to give you a chance, if you dare.
DWF, seeks decent fellow who won’t even think about sex until after the salad.
DWF and MWF, seek 2 men willing to satisfy their every desire or die trying.
IWM, seeks submissive WF for life of boredom and cooking. I=idiot
