A good headline is important for your online profile. Sooooo, I decided to ask for help from friends.  We finally came up with one after much laughter. These were the ones that didn’t quite make it….

Wanted: A real man, not one to be afraid to talk, share feelings, laugh, cry — HAS to be STRAIGHT though!

DWF seeks mature middle-aged decent fellow, not weird. Kick my cat and die!!!!!!

DWF, willing to kick your butt, willing to give you a chance, if you dare.

DWF, seeks decent fellow who won’t even think about sex until after the salad.

DWF and MWF, seek 2 men willing to satisfy their every desire or die trying.

IWM, seeks submissive WF for life of boredom and cooking. I=idiot

lol, A friend sent this to me and I thought it was cute.

The RULES

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

I thought it fitting to start off with this prayer:

A Women’s Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for:

Wisdom to understand a man, to love and forgive him, and for patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength I’ll just beat him to death.